Storm Area 51 Raid Lube Alien Ass Clapping Standard Issue Probe Lube Novelty


Prepare for the Storm Area 51 Raid with these 'Standard Issue' Alien Ass Clapping Lube Juice containers! Great for not only clapping those alien ass cheeks but for providing lubrication for alien probes, reducing friction while Naruto running, and providing a slick surface that Area 51 Soldiers cant grab on to!

-Contains 1 bottle of 2oz ' Probe Lubricant'
-3 styles to choose from
-Squeeze application container
-Great for friction reduction during alien probing
-Novelty use only

Ingredients: Purified water, glycerin, hydroxyethylcellulose, chlorhexidine gluconate, glucono delta lactone, methylparaben, sodium hydroxide.


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