"It was a dark and stormy night. Detective Joe Miller looked out over the crime riddle city. Some gorgeous dame had just left his office asking him to find her missing husband. He could feel deep in his guts this was a trap. He was disgusted at how things were turning for the worse in his burg. His town was turning gritty, ugly...violent. He could feel the stench of this place rubbing off on him, and he knew this job would mean him getting his hands dirty. That's when he reached into his desk and pulled out his Noir soap. This might be a dirty job...but at least he could keep his hands clean."
This handmade soap is inspired off classic Noir films, featuring a grey soap base with white top swirl, this soap is scented like the 1940s. Made with real shea butter and Oatmeal, its sure to leave you feeling and smelling like you can tackle a new day on the hard city streets.
Each loaf is handmade, so please expect some variation. All proceeds help support a small LGBTQ+ run business with focus on ethically sourced small batch production.
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