Fight Club Inspired Handmade Soap with Shea Butter

$9.00

Shipping to United States: $4.00

“This is your life and its ending one moment at a time.”-Narrator

Since that's the case, then why waste your time on the corporate slop that is shilled to you by major box stores? Why continue to participate in the ridiculous commercialism that's shoved down our throats and turns us into the blind consumers they want us to be? You wont find any of this with this soap. This soap is made with fresh ingredients in a tiny kitchen of a run down home in rural America. Parts of it fall off occasionally, just like Paper Street Soap Company.

No Board of Directors
No major supply chains
Just two punks with a dream
A dream of making really cool stuff (some of it soap)

This soap is made with Shea Butter and Oatmeal, to help soothe the skin after long nights of fighting in basements. It has its own unique scent, featuring hints of Rain, Old Books, and Anarchy.

Jill's Nipple would be pleased by this soap.

This is the perfect gift for that guy, gal, or non binary person in your life that you would love to just sit back and watch the world burn with. Great present for the budding anarchist, punk in training, movie buff, dad that went to go get cigarettes and actually came back, conspiracy assistant, boxing aficionado, or just anyone.

Damn the man, buy local.

*note each one is hand made so there may be some slight errors or differences in color. Also, not made with human fat*

Shipping from United States

Processing time

1-3 weeks

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

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Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

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