*** Note, orders placed after 12/9 will not arrive in time for Christmas *****
"Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr., fuck you, I'm eating."
Do you love the movie Idiocracy? Do you feel like you are slowly spinning into a dystopian future in which those around you are increasingly stupid? Do you feel like everyone expects you to solve problems outside of your control, such as crops and the ecomony? Than this dress is for you!
.: 100% Polyester
.: White seam thread
.: Light fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (170 g/m²))
.: Sporty fit
.: Runs true to size
1-7 business days
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Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
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